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hope that the forecast is good as they predict very hot next week. few tips just for VANBURN .NAP ROARING FORTE.eway KINGS APOSTLE. cant back duke maralade at odds on so eway lucarno & macarthur 20 1 might just shock his stable mate.WILCAT WIZARD. good luck.ps hope not too see a lot of a TOP CLASS BATSMAN KEMETAR at moylena
my baldy barnett was scalded last week in the blazing summer sun. but maybe ballykinler missed it pat
Ronnie - are you umpiring in Barbados?
Where's the summer sun lazing that you refer to?
Nonetheless your poetic piece has brightened up this lousy place of work!
Has Strydom lost the plot?
Three runs in 21 balls against Norway isn't in the script. He's putting all the pressure on Gary Wilson.
Hit out or get out. This match is about winning convincingly not grinding out a result.
Great updates on the other channel for us that can't make it.
see you haven´t lost your touch ronnie. i´m such much appreciated by everyone.
So Strabane it is James. And there's nothing wrong with their wicket. It's an honour for the club and I'm sure the North West fans will make it a big day and fully support Donemana. Hopefully there'll be a good support from North County and maybe a few from the NCU area.
Strabane - reports are that the pitches haven't been very good at the new ground?
I would have thought that for the ISC Final the best playing surface available would have been the number 1 priority...
Congratulations to Civil Service North on reaching the senior cup final. What I'd like to know is how the members view this achievement. Is it the second final for the new club or another notch for the old North of Ireland club?
What way will historians record the modern achievements? Just curious.
Is the venue for the Irish Cup final a secret?
wee poem
A PERFECT DAY
AS I PULL ON MY COAT AND PANAMA HAT
I THINK OF WIDES, NO BALLS AND HOWZAT
I'LL ASK MY COLLEAGUE "WHICH END DO YOU PREFER?"
"YOU BE BILLY BOWDEN AND I'LL BE DARYL HAIRE"
"FIVE MINUTES LADS, WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO THE MIDDLE"
I HAVE BAILS AND COUNTERS AND DO I NEED
A JIMMY RIDDLE?
THE SUMMER SUN BLAZES ON A GLORIOUS DAY
COUNT FIELDERS,GIVE GUARD AND ANNOUNCE TIME FOR PLAY
THE BOWLER RUSHES IN, IT'S DOWN THE LEG SIDE
"HOWZAT!" FROM THE SLIPS."SORRY LADS THAT'S A WIDE"
I WONDER WHO'LL WIN, WILL THE PRO GET A TON?
PERHAPS I'LL SEE A HATRICK BEFORE THIS ONE'S DONE
BUT IN NO TIME AT ALL IT'S THE END OF THE GAME
NO HATRICKS NOR TONS AND ALL PRETTY TAME
AS THE LOSERS HANG THEIR HEADS THE VICTORIOUS CHEER
THEN ALL BACK TO THE PAVILION AND A NICE COLD BEER.............PERFECT!!
i would like to thank billy pollock for his comments on umpires, it is good to know we are appreciated for giving up our free time so players aren't put under the pressure of giving their mates out, while umpiring their own games. and yes you're right we do enjoy our job. there is no better place to watch a game than from directly behind the bowlers arm. i only started this year and have a new found respect for the guys i once gave little thought to. there is a great comradeship in our ranks and a special feeling being part of such an institution. don't know your age billy but i firmly believe your never too old.....give it a go.
Is it true the Irish Cup final is going to be played in Strabane?
If so that's great for North-West cricket fans and I'm sure plenty will turn out to support Donemana. Despite what some ejits shout out at matches we love our cricket and I'd appeal to the organisers to put up signs and announce it regularly that we have zero tolerance for abusive and bad language. It is NOT the language of the working class despite what some people want us to tell us. It is the language of louts!
I'm pleased to hear that Andy and I have to admire you and your colleagues for the way you do your business. I'm too old to consider joining the white coat brigade but I have to add I don't think the modern players get half the enjoyment we got out of the game years ago. I'm sure umpires still enjoy their role or they wouldn't do it but I see more scowls than smiles on faces these days.
Contrast Greg Norman on Sunday. What a role model in defeat.
re Billy Pollock - have to disagree with you about games being played in the right spirit being the "exception". I have been closely involved in games for the past season and a half and I can say that with possibly one or maybe two exceptions all have been a pleasure to watch - that's the advantage of umpiring (I can hear some guys commenting poacher turned gamekeeper) - you get the best view in the ground. Would thoroughly recommend it.
Isn't it a sign of the times that the games played in the right spirit and within the laws are becoming the exception rather than the rule these days? I don't watch much cricket now because most games are not played in the right spirit and players only 'enjoy' matches when they win. Same with supporters who can't even applaud good performances by the opposition and the worst offenders? North West supporters by a distance!
