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Vic Jons

Normal service has been resumed !!

19th Feb 2010

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrah"
If only I could be sure who those guys are, with the 'silly names'!!

Steven Smith: your probably rite there Steven; although it would be great to get a game at 'the lawn',never played there myself!

However;
"We will fight them on the beaches
we will fight them in the air,
we will fight them on the water
We will fight them anywere!"

(The team talk before the match!!)

Even so

Gregory

@ home

19th Feb 2010

LPR will you stop winding poor old Vic up or he will be up in the air again but this time with RAGE !!!
Steve, that match you are talking about is mid-week so it could be played at the Lawn ??

steven smith

work

19th Feb 2010

vic jons.

hi Vic, i would be pretty confident that the match between waringstown 5ths vs victoria 3rds will not be at the lawn unfortunately for you. It will be at one of Waringstown's out grounds im sure.

Lurgan Park Ranger

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18th Feb 2010

We weren't last, so we can take a night off and all go to watch Glenavon?

Vic Jons

Toast & bake-beans the nite again!!

18th Feb 2010

All I can say is, I see Waringstown have been ranked as the top club in the N.C.U. under the club ranking system for over-all performances in 2009, North Down were ranked No.2,as for our team Victoria; well we weren't last,but you could drive a 'double-decker bus'between Waringstown's position in the table and OURS!!!!

Now does that answer Greg's question about where we should ALL be when indoor cricket training begins on 1st of March @ 6.30pm SHARP!!!

I'm away on now,there's something burning in the kitchen!!!!!!

Gregory Mullin

@ Home

18th Feb 2010

Vic,Robbie & LPR what are we going to do on the 1st March when its our first night of indoor practice and Glenavon are on Sky playing the Hatchet men !!!!
and Vic as for Andy K umpiring in Lurgan Park i don,t think he does 2nd or 3rd team matches ???

robbie streat

eatin ma wee piece

18th Feb 2010

park ranger
i think vic will be to good for us, i here hes looking at flights to west indies;the world can then look on in amazement.

Vic Jons

'Still feeling very hungry' !

18th Feb 2010

Andy K.
I have every faith in your judgement and particularly your eyesight,just get the LBW decisions rite,if your down at Lurgan Pk.and I am bowling!!

To you guys with the 'silly names' all I will say is; "Watch this space"!!!!

Lurgan Park Ranger

No new bat to oil

18th Feb 2010

I think we'll be starting outdoors at the start of April, but sure your well oiled new bat can be put to use at the indoor nets, starting the 1st March.

Lets see if Vic's bowling practice over the winter months has paid off!

Robbie Streat

Admiring new bat

17th Feb 2010

Park Ranger and Vic Jons, when's the outdoor practice starting, new bat oiled and rearin' to go.

andy kennedy

hoping this isn't an early summer in Buckna

17th Feb 2010

I have just been reading on another forum about the facilities at Stormont and I throw this is for the delectation of the forumites - as the Maynard Sinclair Pavilion is a "government" building it is covered by equality legislation and consequently the dressing room doors display both a numeral and in Braille. This also extends to the room used by referees and umpires! No further comment!

Vic Jons

'Relaxing'on the sofa !

17th Feb 2010

I see where your coming from now Park-ranger,I was thinking you were someone else! Between yourself, Robert Street? Lurgan-scout? Maralin duck? and that fella Gerry Mallin (wonder what became of him!),I just don't know who is who!!

I wish you guys would identify yourselves,please!! Check the N.C.U.site you'll find what your looking for there, 'Park-ranger'??

Chris, like your style but tread carefully,I invited 'Mrs Jons'for a romantic walk in the Park for Valintines-Day yesterday,I substituted the 'Red roses' instead for six well worn red cricket balls and did a bit of bowling while there!

It did'nt go down well at all,suffice to say I'm making my own tea this evening!

But then as us chaps know, women canbe 'strange' to understand at the best of times!!!!!!

Lurgan Park Ranger

Sweeping up round the Park

17th Feb 2010

Oh yes. Just realised that a qualification may help with a few job applications.

Don't tell the council though, they mightnt be happy if I was caught "double-jobbing"!

Vic Jons

'Just back in and catching my breath!

17th Feb 2010

What do you want that for, Park-ranger??? Are you feeling alright ?

Davey

Moira

17th Feb 2010

I will hope to be there Vic! Look forward to seeing you there!