Mr Gower is the most disastrous leader since Ethelred the Unready. Beyond question he should now stand down in favourof Ken Dodd.
SUN, 1990
MartinMcCaguewill go down as the rat who joined a sinking ship.
SYDNEYTELEGRAPH, AFTER THE FORMER AUSTRALIAN YOUTH PLAYER ELECTED TO PLAY FORENGLAND
Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child in a topless bar.
NAVJOT SIDHU
That was a tremendous six: the ball was still in the air as it went over the boundary.
FRED TRUEMAN
With the possible exception of Rolf Harris, no other Australian has inflicted more pain and grief on Englishmen since Don Bradman.
MIKE WALTERS ON STEVE WAUGH’S RETIREMENT
I’m a big believer that the coach is something you travel in to get to and from the game.
SHANE WANRE HAVING ANOTHER DIG AT JOHN BUCHANAN
KevinPietersenwould be deemed brash by a Texan assertiveness coach.
SIMON WILDE
The other advantageEnglandhave got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he isn’t fielding.
IAN CHAPPELL
Who could forget Malcolm Devon?
TED DEXTER, COMPLETELY FORGETTING DEVONMALCOLM
Cricket is the only game that you can actually put on weight while playing.
TOMMY DOCHERTY
You should play every game as if it’s your last, but make sure you perform well enough to ensure that it’s not.
JOHN EMBUREY
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